Would you kick him out for farting in bed?

Then you need the Marriage Blanket.  No, I'm not making this up.  Wish that the makers hadn't disabled embedding the video.  Visit the link to see the blanket that the military can only dream about...

Comfort wipe

The website seems to be gone, BUTT don't worry.  Yeah, you can still get one.




Comfort Wipe

UroClub

What is it about golfing that attracts so many bad ideas?




UroClub

Potty putter

Yeah, this is what I'm getting for all the golfers in my life.  Not.

No surprise, Potty Putter is not found on its original website anymore, but you can still get them from novelty shops.




Potty Putter

Booty Pop

Because don't most of us want a bigger ass?  It's hard to find the original infomercial on YouTube anymore.  It can be done, but often you have to sign in since it's "adult content".  So, I think I'll let you go look for it yourself!


Booty Pop

Doc Bottoms?

No, really? Not surprised that the website seems to be long gone...

Sit on any cacti lately?

Tasteless.  Ridiculous.  Fire your writer.




Preparation H

A really bad idea

What was Tom Brady's publicist thinking?






Under Armour

Castrol Edge

Think with your dipstick, Jimmy. Certainly doesn't make me want to buy this product from Castrol.

Cialis bathtubs

Overall, the Cialis ads are pretty ok, but the bathtubs are puzzling to a lot of people. And embarrassing to the rest!

I really don't believe that part about being able to respond to your partner ONLY when you're both ready, though. Yeah, right.

Skittles: Warped

Skittles has some pretty warped ads, but this is probably the worst.

Trojans

Most people detest mimes. Maybe Trojans should have remembered that.

Burger King

The plastic-faced Burger King is horrible and creepy in all of the commercials, but the way he is integrated into this ad for a KID'S MEAL is beyond creepy.

Just in case you're wondering, I love Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back, but not for the grade school set. This is just sleazy.