Old Navy mannequins

Just dumb. Except maybe for the "flexible joints", the first time.   

Palm Pre

All the Palm Pre ads are creepy and pretentious. But here's a version that's not too bad:

Olive Garden

Just what every teenaged boy wants...a date with Mumsy. Olive Garden, this commercial is uncomfortable at best. At worst, it's just ridiculous.

Wayne's World "sponsors"

I love this scene in Wayne's World :-)

Dave and Busters

I guess I'm just not fun...these Dave and Buster's ads seem creepy to me.  Frankly, I can think of LOTS of other things to do on a Saturday night date...

Toyota Prius

We find this ad just plain creepy. Prius, we really think you could do better.

Castrol Edge

Think with your dipstick, Jimmy. Certainly doesn't make me want to buy this product from Castrol.

Lectric Shave

The print ad on the Lectric Shave website is pretty hot, so what went wrong in the TV commercial? Yuck. A guy with his face imprinted on each of his little chin hairs. Yuck.

Crystal Light

Women drink 20% more water when they drink Crystal Light. That's nice...they also drink a whole lot more chemicals!