Monday, August 13, 2012

Would you kick him out for farting in bed?



Then you need the Marriage Blanket.  No, I'm not making this up.  Wish that the makers hadn't disabled embedding the video.  Visit the link to see the blanket that the military can only dream about...

Friday, July 27, 2012

Comfort wipe



The website seems to be gone, BUTT don't worry.  Yeah, you can still get one.




Comfort Wipe

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

UroClub



What is it about golfing that attracts so many bad ideas?




UroClub

Monday, July 23, 2012

Potty putter



Yeah, this is what I'm getting for all the golfers in my life.  Not.

No surprise, Potty Putter is not found on its original website anymore, but you can still get them from novelty shops.




Potty Putter

Friday, July 6, 2012

Tiddy bears



Oh yeah, that looks amazingly comfortable.  Maybe I won't need a date for Saturday night after all...






Tiddy Bear Comfort Strap

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Booty Pop




Because don't most of us want a bigger ass?  It's hard to find the original infomercial on YouTube anymore.  It can be done, but often you have to sign in since it's "adult content".  So, I think I'll let you go look for it yourself!


Booty Pop

Monday, July 2, 2012

Doc Bottoms?



No, really? Not surprised that the website seems to be long gone...





Friday, June 29, 2012

Feel dumber?

The entire "Feel Richer" campaign is stupid.  Sure, anyone who uses one of these things wants to feel dumber as well as richer.



Straight Talk Android

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

Orbit gum...strangely funny

I'm not exactly sure whether these ads are crummy or not.  They are weird weird weird, but strangely funny.




Orbit Gum

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Get Bob-o-nized

One of the worst series of local ads EVER.  Not to mention this is a store with hundreds of complaints filed against them.




Bob's Furniture

Monday, June 18, 2012

Bad timing?

Now that Tim has decided to take a year off, I wonder if Arbella will continue to run the ads, cause it's no longer "what I do"...






Arbella

Friday, June 15, 2012

Beard baby

Someone actually thought this was a good idea. Probably should be fired.






JustForMen

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

What's in your wallet?



Another example of ads that fail.  Fail to be crummy, that is.

Seriously, I won't use Capital One, but Alec Baldwin makes me wish I did!




Capital One

Friday, June 8, 2012

The evils of telly



As told by Dr Who...ironically enough, my favorite television hero!





Dr Who - The Idiot's Lantern

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Saturday, June 2, 2012

TSA beware!



Here is another example of an ad that fails to be crummy!  Since I have to travel a fair amount and have gotten the "pat down" a time or two, this one really hit home.  Good for you, Echo!  There's also another good one in the series that features an office worker.






Echo

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Don't you just hate these people?



And if I were their neighbor, I certainly wouldn't give them any money towards the gift I just claimed partial credit for.




AT&T

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Maybe it's only car commercials that are good...

Sorry. Now it's been two days in a row that I've posted GOOD ads. But I feel I need an entry point back into blogging. I got soooo discouraged by bad ads that I took some time off. Actually, a lot of time...



Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Here's what a good ad looks like

Why can't all ads be this good?  And all cars for that matter...